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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:42

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What made you stop being an addict?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

‘I’m a Delicate Guy’: Chris Evans on Sharing His Sensitive Side in ‘Materialists’ - Rolling Stone

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Padilla says FBI agent, Guard member escorted him to Noem's briefing before removal - Axios

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Could I still use a bonnet even if I’m white/have straight hair? I just want one to wear to bed for sensory purposes.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Report: Broncos are signing running back J.K. Dobbins to a one-year deal - Mile High Report

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Google, Meta and Snap think this tech is the next big thing - CNN

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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